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☼PAYDIRT!!☼ Apr. 6th, 2006 @ 03:56 pm
hey whats crackin?

quite a bit of work going on. been doing 40 + for the past two weeks. yep. thats about it. some jessica girl entered the fray. im getting better at pool. dan and i beat ass when we go out for the most part. sometimes we have off days, but who doesnt? some girls beat us the other day, and we took them out back and choked and punched them unmerciful. it was god awful, but we finally got the girls braces out of dans fist. thats just how we roll.

got a 40 dollar parking ticket cause i spent the night somwwhere and thought i was invincible again. 10 dollar buttery porkins! (thanks to kyle for the inspiration).

i absolutely hate starfuckers. if you dont know who im talking about, ask and ye shall recieve.
"we played the part, you stole my heart, i shouldve known youre crazy..."

alright, i gotta go mix up a batch of preparation h and vasoline and lube up for work. late.

p.s. kyle, we need to start documenting for our rendition of Gorillas in the Mist!!
Current Mood: contentcontent
Current Music: better by guns n roses

☼hooligan status☼ Mar. 17th, 2006 @ 12:46 pm
picket lines. property tax. car bombs. stock market crash.
and im in... im in... im in...
bruised an afterburner on her elevated odds,
take a chissel to the rust before they start to rot,
and im in... im in... im in...
baked that brain on something, but i dont think its fried,
tell the bitches in the choir were about to rise.
and im in... im in... im in...
yeah, im in... im in...
dont know where its been.
but i can tell ya where its gonna go...
im in.

i have a fireplace that needs a rug. bring your shit army.
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Current Mood: hornyhorny
Current Music: Fat Girls by the Snack Table- nothing makes a man change

☼beneath shaded time☼ Mar. 2nd, 2006 @ 04:29 pm
lets see. o h me_oh myyyyy
we all revolve
hence
evolution.
only finity is comprehen____sible.
im 2_or3 increments away from hooligan status
hence
turning MYBACK away from the part__y
diving in feet feet first
the pencil way
the sai__lors way
your comfort level is the answer>>>
butimprettysure
it should be the QWESTSHUN
so sit and stew>>stew
and lets watch this impulse come to a_boil
if_then operand

if=sights are for sore eyes */there are storms brewing/*
then=loop indefinitly *.*
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havochavochavochavochavoc

"but we have an umbrella," she will say with tears in her eyes.
and the sick umbrella responds, "you and i makes we."
Current Mood: fullfull

☼how bout my apples?☼ Feb. 24th, 2006 @ 09:47 am
im gonna steal you. hahahha. her too, but she doesnt know it yet. you, on the other hand, are more than aware, oh my brother.

in other news...

DAN!!! IM COMMIN HOME BABY!!!!
Current Mood: sicksick

i love money Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 02:32 pm
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Current Mood: crazycrazy
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» ☼ive actually wondered why death doesnt work☼

After you die...
Parallel Universe



After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.





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» ☼light, blight, plight☼
nothin new going on here. started lifting again. cant believe im as weak as ive gotten for only missing two weeks. started running again too, maybe thats whats drainin my battery.

lets see. new years was fun. day after new years wasnt so much. if youve ever seen the AFI video Silver and Cold, it fits the scene. not going into it any further than that, but i pulled things off and saved the day.

Gilli met the parents. Dan and i went to eat at champps with them, and we put on the damn feed bag. seriously that kid and i ate until we almost passed out. struggled through desert, but you know what? thats just how we roll. oh and we dont waste food in this house. bottom line. hehehehe. mom gave gilli a kiss and hug before we left, and talked about her being a sweetheart. shes my best girlfriend and i dig her cause shes a retard.

work is going well. havent had to donate blood to make bill deadlines yet, but give me time. im trying to get to that point!!

tomorrow kyle and alan are supposed to come see me. dan and i are going out to zenos though. hope they dig the scene. theres a smokin girl named shannon thats supposed to be there tomorrow too. last week, dan and i almost picked up her and her girlfriend. thats just how we do.

so whats tomorrow gonna hold? cant say anymore. things change so friggin fast and change face, that its almost impossible to lay a gamble on anything more than wakin up tomorrow. and havin crazy hair, which brings me to my next topic.

we were grocery shopping the other day, when a kid in a batman costume started telling me how he likes my hair. im like, i like your costume bro, whered you get it?! no response. i think i creeped him out. good times in the kroger deli department.

checkin out for a bit of coffee and business. see you on the next hand or shoe, depends on how the cards are commin. late.
» ☼mmmmmmmmmmm☼
treating girls like crap is like eating delicious sweet watermellon.
» ☼happy alvis season, kyle!☼
a very happy alvis season to all of you. little alvis would be happy right now if there wasnt buffallo excrement in the buffet. he will turn our water into jack daniels. hell yeah for alvis season!
» ☼war☼
at the request of my collegue, i gets on the typey type type. lets do a crash course, update-style.

1) i drink too much.

2) i dont go a day without missing certain people (if you dont know if im talking about you or not, i probably am.)

3) girls are "trifflin"? kyle, spelling?

4) i wont go down by myself, but ill go down with my friends.

5) i dont buy packs of cigarettes anymore, but i think smoking will go out the window with drinking.

6) i cant go anywhere without someone thinking im Ryan Cabrera.

7) i hate Ryan Cabrera.

8) in the event that i meant Ryan Cabrera, im going to knock him out and steal his identity, girlfriend, and shitty guitar skills.

9) ive achieved "Legendary" status by having the 3rd biggest slut in columbus run from my girth.

10) dan is a hell of a fucking guy.

thats it in a nutshell. oh, that and, 11) "Raph's awake! he wants some food! bring some food!"

12) "corey feldman donatello" is the gayest thing ive ever seen. i consider myself half gay merely from still keeping the movie after i found out corey was behind the scheme. bastardo.
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